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Well Here’s The Story about our first swingers party

Saturday, August 28th, 2010

My wife Anna and I are always ready for some experimentation. We were always fascinated by swinger sex on the Internet but never dared to do it in actuality. Then one day we got the chance. Martha and Richard, our neighbours had a little party over at their place with their friends Susan and Clayton. They called us over and we accepted. They wanted us to come as-is, no special arrangements necessary.

When we reached their place, we found out that they were readying up for a poker game. We joined into the game. Our chairs were already in place.

As it turned out, it was to be a game of strip poker. Martha asked us if that would be fine with us. Now we aren’t reserved people. We said we thought it would be fun. And so it began.

As soon as the game began, people’s clothes began to fly off their bodies. First it was Richard who had to take off his shirt and then it was my wife who had to take off hers. Next, Martha got shirtless immediately followed by her husband. What happened next was most fascinating though. My wife had to remove her bra. Now, instead of making me ashamed or angry, I actually enjoyed it. I actually got a hard-on seeing that other men were ogling at my wife’s naked boobs, touching them and even masturbating at the sight of them.

But it was Martha was lost her panties first. We guys were mesmerized looking at her clean-shaven pussy. Certainly she was preparing for the evening. She actually spread her legs apart so that we could have a closer look.

I became the first man in the room to get completely naked. I was erect and the girls laughed at my throbbing dick, my wife the loudest. The girls started playing with my monster. The guys decided we should take the game ahead.

But again it was I who took the beating. Now, with all my clothes off, I had nothing else to remove. Clayton suggested that I should give his wife Susan an oral experience. Susan was on a winning streak, she was the only one decently clothed still. When she heard of my punishment, she immediately took her panties off and spread her clit for me to lick. I gave her what she wanted .

It was a room full of naked people now. Martha told everyone to get into the bedroom. Everyone was just waiting to take the action to a more horizontal position. The girls went first; the boys followed. Everyone was hyperexcited.

I saw my wife being dped and Martha licking her pussy at the same time. Both guys were fucking all her holes. At the same time she was teasing my asshole with her finger while I was fingering the cunts of both the other girls.

Everything became quite a blur after that. I guess everyone fucked everybody. No one remembers the details, but everyone remembers that we are soon going to have such a beautiful swinging party once again.

What is it That Makes Men Need To Have A Large Penis?

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

The need for men to have large penises is not necessarily shared by women. While women enjoy a good fit, sometimes big is too uncomfortable, but for under-endowed men, this is a big issue. Surely 85% of men are not under-endowed, but the problem is they feel that they are. This is not a new thing a nd men have been bothered by this for centuries.

Methods of enhancing the size of the penis have been used for as long as man has walked the earth. Not many males enjoy the thought of a surgeon cutting into his delicate member to enlarge it for him, although some might enjoy this. But they have been so desperate to enlarge their cock that they will undergo surgery. Many – in fact most men who want to enlarge do this manually.

The answer is anthropological, possibly even genetic in nature and it goes back to ancient times. The need for a man to have a large penis is as natural to them as it is to most women to want to procreate. Thousands of years of gods and kings being portrayed with rampant, erect cocks will do that to you. This is culturally true universally and does not only affect western males.

In art, males have been painted and made into statues with large appendages; they have also weighted, stretched, rolled and stroked their huge cocks to make it bigger and better at what it does or is supposed to do. Breed strong children, satisfy their womenfolk and scare off the enemy.

Today we find mechanical ways for penis enlargement, men take pills and use potions and they also do exercises to make it larger and more effective. The Persians taught their sons jelquing techniques and this practice is still passed down from father to son in Arab families. The fact is that men need to have large penises, so I say, why not let them have it. If ego is directly proportionate to the size of the cock, then go for it and good luck. Just be careful about using drugs, this may not be the cure and some of these drugs can exacerbate other health problems.

Ride An Adult Sex Swing Once And You Will Never Go Back

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

You could smell sex in the air as our little group grew to eight. The gleaming adult sex swing in the middle of the room was the focus of our attention as we checked out the rest of the group, touching each other and deciding silently whom we fancied more.

This party was about to explode into a sex frenzy. The group watched in anticipation as our first woman settled into the restrains of the sex swing.

We all started circling her helpless body like hungry wolves as the whole group waited for that first touch that signalled the ok.

Slowly the group got naked and focused their attention onto her naked body. She moved and showed appreciation as she felt us sucking and stroking every part of her body. The offering was ready to be taken and we waited in anticipation.

She groaned loudly as her boyfriend entered her with a hard deep thrust sending some appreciative sounds from the rest of the group. Soon the chains made that well-known sound as it took the full force of two people fucking violently, straining the swing to its maximum. She bucked like a wild stallion, but could not get away from his merciless poundings.

I wanted my share of the action, so I tapped the guy slightly. As soon as he withdrew from her, I pushed my rock hard cock all the way into her. I was almost double his size, so she went into a frenzy of excitement as she took me fully as well. Her eyes locked on mine we fucked like we were possessed taking each other higher and higher. I loved fucking this woman.

When my turn came to let the next guy in, she opened her mouth wide and I slid all the way down her throat. I kept on fucking her face as she took on yet another guy.

I shot my load down her gaping throat and she treated my spunk just the way I like it. After swirling it around with her tongue, she swallowed it all. This girl was a minx all right. I just hoped the others were as willing too.

Soon all the other guys shot their loads onto her face as well. The young vixen could barely cope with all the white cum streaming off her face and had to be helped from her position.

After enjoying quick smoke and some and drinks, we were all attracted again by the clicking sounds of the adult swings as the second lady was laid into it. This was going to be a night to remember for all of us.

Adult Rss Is The Way Of The Future

Friday, July 16th, 2010

At ten minutes to four, I was still waiting for that special Adult RSS feed that I knew would break the monotony of this business meeting. I felt a little nervous as I pretended to listen attentively to the person talking.

As a master of finding the best porn online, my reputation in the office was quickly dealt with. So, I invested in the best equipment that could bring back my contact with the sexy girls out there. Adult RSS feeds!

I stepped it up though and got myself the latest high definition small screen with Internet access I could buy, and now I meet my lush ladies every day when they pop up with my Adult RSS feeds.

Just then the tone rang in my pocket and this was met with an instant response as blood swished into my cock at once. I pretended that it was an important call and made a point of brushing my hard cock past my female boss as I pushed passed her closely on my way out.

People were walking by, but I did not see anyone. My hand was toying with the plastic device in my pocket – the same device that slightly brushed against my raging hard on as I pushed my cock against it.

I knew she would be giving this same cock a good tending to later, but now I simply wanted to get to my hide away toilet to meet the beautiful girl in my pocket. As a second feed came through, I felt the phone vibrate my cock that was pressed hard against it. This vibrating sensation sends a sharp thrill up my spine – I needed a wank right now.

“You really should see to that,” a sexy young blonde whispered in my ear as she brushed past me. Her slight touch of my hard throbbing cock made any question about what she was referring to unnecessary. I hid my bulge with a folder and scrambled for the door.

I had her image in my hand in a flash. Today my perfect girl raised her shapely legs all the way up to push a perfect pussy out at me. Her pouting lips matched her perfect smile that looked so inviting. After a single stroke of my hand, I had my pounding meat in my hand. I rubbed the picture on the wet glans of my cock and licked the salty screen as I shot my load all over.

I came before a second time before returning to my desk – all straightened up. My boss lady was talking to the secretary and they both were smiling at me. Maybe tonight I could suggest a threesome as I ride the boss lady hard and deep. I had the best of both worlds – Adult RSS feeds to get me interested and an office full of pussy to work through.

ts Easy Selling Sex Toys, Is All About Selling Pleasure, and This People Buy

Friday, July 16th, 2010

There are different ways to market adult products and one of these is by sex toy parties. These parties have become so popular that demand is out-stripping supply. They are more popular than parties for that other plastic brand (you know the one) and a lot more interesting, as well as fun.

Sex toy parties are shopping for arousal, and this is something every woman should do. Keep a special drawer set aside for adult indulgence.

A nice selection of vibes and other toys, lingerie, role play outfits if you like, chocolate body paint, candles, potions, lotions and other goodies, means you are prepared for every eventuality. Call it your sex first aid box if you like! Playing while you have sex is what adults do best; don’t take it so seriously.

Shopping and arousal are very closely connected and this is what makes these goods so easy to sell, they literally sell themselves. Of course we are not talking about frequenting the red light district, simply naught indulgence of the home grown brand.

Buying decisions are often motivated by arousal, so instead of being passionate about shopping, ladies are now shopping for passion and this opens up a market for the people who are selling it. Sex toy parties are a laugh a minute and we all love attending them, we all love shopping for passion.

Sex toy parties are attended by women who shop, driven by arousal, they are a laugh a minute and very entertaining. Getting into this sales market is simple if you have a good sense of humor and the need to start making money from home.

In the future, it looks to me as though everyone will be self employed, we will all be selling something, a product or a service, and the sooner you get into this the better. Millions, world-wide are now self employed because of the opportunities provided from selling sex toys for example.

Getting involved in the provision of sex toy parties can be done part time, while still working another job, and when it takes off – and it will. It can then become a full time occupation.

The business of selling pleasure, or Adult Toy distributor is still enjoying a massive wave of growth. The industry has been taken seriously as millions of young and not so young adults spend freely on these products.

While this industry is in a massive wave of growth such as it is today. It is the best time to get started. If you want to love what you do for a living, to doesn’t get much better than providing people with products they want.

My Exciting Handjob Experience at the Theater

Friday, July 16th, 2010

It was killing hot last night and I was at home along, getting all sullen and lonely. So I planned I would head out a little and try to get some excitement. I got into some easy clothes and checked out. I have this shady theater right across the street where they play all those triple X rated movies. I decided to go there and check the scene. It wouldn’t be a first for me anyway. I just got a ticket and walked into the parlor.

The picture had already started and when I went in, I first saw the huge boobs of the actress. A hot porn scene was going on and people yelled at me to sit down quick. I quickly plopped into a seat and got cozy.

She was getting fucked now. It was wonderful seeing her clit on such a huge screen. I unzipped my shorts and let my erection out. There was a soft blue light in the theater and I could see most people were jerking off already. I slowly started fondling my cock. I spread my legs out a bit and became better relaxed to wank off.

Just about then, I felt someone trying to grab my cock. I looked at the person sitting next to me. It was a girl, and now my cock was in her hands. Despite the dim light, I could make out that she gave me a wink. She clutched my cock tight and I surrendered. It was going to be a big adventure!

Gradually, I tried to explore her skirt too. She didn’t resist. She separated her legs a little more and I began to feel inside her. The action on the screen also had intensified now and my neighbor was going a bit fast too. She was wet and I put my finger right inside her , could this be the perfect sex partner.

She began jacking me off. I was the happiest dude on earth. She then brought her other hand too and started toying with my balls. I loved that vastly. This was a dream!

She wanted more adventure. She unbuttoned my shirt and began nibbling at my nipples. My finger kept fucking her, more forcefully now. Then she took her hand lower, right into my asshole. I lifted my ass a bit and she put that finger right inside.

The guy on the screen was totally about to come now. I couldn’t stand it anymore either. I let go just as the man on the screen did, releasing a barrelful of cum on her hand. About the same moment, she quivered with a shattering climax as well.

I went to the theater many times after that. Somehow, she always manages to sit beside me. Probably it is because I insist on the same seat every time.

My Blind Date From Hell Couldn’t Wait to Get Me Home – His Home

Friday, July 16th, 2010

I have done my fair share of intimate dating , in fact when meeting men online became the way to meet men I took to it like a duck to water. I have only every had one really bad experience and this wasn’t so bad really, just incredibly pushy and when my blind date just couldn’t wait to get home, I have to be honest, I actually wanted to run!

I still have the feeling that this was a pretty narrow escape, why, I don’t know, simply instinct I suppose.

There was nothing unduly strange in the run-up to the day, I felt the guy was a bit “obvious”, but intimate dating was a means to an end for me after my divorce and I actually quite enjoyed the excitement of it all.

This particular blind date was more eager than most to get the ball rolling and I relented and agreed to meet him. Why, I don’t know, it seemed risky, but also exciting so I relented and agreed to meet him, so he picked me up at my home, which in retrospect was a bad idea.

He seemed to assume immediately that he could enter my space and this was freaky. We only went to a local restaurant, so that was good, I could still cut and run if I got too uncomfortable I thought.

He was well read, intelligent, a businessman and he dabbled in creative writing in his spare time, much like me. But he walked me into the restaurant with his hands all over me and walked me out the same way, somehow I didn’t feel comfy. I thought I would give him the benefit of another half hour of my company when he suggested tea.

I gave him the benefit of the doubt and we drove off in his car, but no matter how I tried to engage him in conversation, he didn’t seem able to get his hands out of my pants and kept unzipping my jeans.

We arrived in a nearby affluent suburb and I realized this guy was taking me home, to his home? So in I went – another bad idea. He had a nice home, but the moment he got me in the door he was fumbling with me and I just didn’t feel either turned on or comfortable. I like to feel charmed, not forced upon, no matter how trite this might appear.

The last straw was when he bent me backwards over the arm of one of the sofas and still no tea. Pulled up my top and told me he was in love with my nipple. I had to get out of there, there was something not right. So I asked him to take me home.

Then I asked him to take me home, I heaved a sigh of relief when he agreed, but he still didn’t get the message. I was trying to play it cool so I could get home un-violated. I should have trusted my first instincts with this guy, but I didn’t, fortunately I did get home in one piece, but I learned a valuable lesson about intimate dating.

Toys For Adults Were a Great Discovery for Me, and All From a Coffee Date

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Sex it the way that adults play, but in the past this fun activity ahs been taken far too seriously. Then came the sex toys, an it had a bad rep for being a toll used in porn movies, this is no longer the case, these are mainstream items now, and my discovery of them came from a coffee date.

To me, a “coffee date” has always been a euphemism for more than just a date, made to seem innocuous. However, it has become the acceptable euphemism for meeting anyone for the first time and when a new person recently came into my life, I agreed to this “coffee date” even though I don’t drink coffee!

If I was going to get any dates at all I realized that the inevitable “coffee date” was going to have to be kept and this is how Gary and I met. Fortunately we clicked straight away and I have to admit when I met him, drinking coffee was furthest from my mind. All I could think wa s – “oo, I would like to shag you”. So we started seeing each other and things soon got serious.

When we spoke about this I was a little shy at first but he was so open and honest that it all seemed quite natural. He then brought up the subject of Sex toys and I shyly admitted that these had never really been big on my agenda, although I wasn’t averse to trying them, my previous relationship had just not been very sexually adventurous.

The last relationship I had was not very adventurous and I had been previously married to a selfish pig.

The long and short of it was that right from the start Gary and I were honest with each other and when we did get sexually active, we immediately started to explore the possibility of sex toys.

I was lucky to find Gary, a man who understands that it is important for a women to also be sexually fulfilled in a relationship. Out shopping sprees for sex toys were, in fact still are a lot of fun.

I was a bit shy in the beginning and didn’t fancy walking into a sex shop, so we shopped online. Then we discovered a new way to add to our collection. Adult party plan! I have hosted a few parties and grown a whole new circle of like-minded friends, as well as added to my collection of adult toys, lingerie, lotions potions and all kinds of goodies.

It’s amazing the changes in my life, all from a little bit of honesty, a coffee date and a handful of sex toys. I am kept satisfied and happy, Gary is kept satisfied and happy and I have a load of satisfied and very happy friends too , we all have such a good time together.

My First Vibrator Helped to Make My Marriage Complete

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

It was only when I bought my first vibrator that I realize what had been missing in my marriage. This small thing helped make my marriage complete - it is amazing what an orgasm or two can do, and how much female toys help.

Modern marriages are not about wifely duties and not enjoying sexual contact. These are marriages of the mind, body and soul. Complete participation in a marriage partnership means that a couple must be able to fulfill each other completely and part of the deal is sex. We are no longer living in the dark ages as far as sexuality is concerned.

Total intimacy does not only mean sex and trust, but these factors play a large role in contributing to complete intimacy.

My introduction to female toys came about by accident - I received and invitation to an adult party plan party. This was sent by a work colleague from a partner company and as we had a good working relationship, this was a good opportunity for us to get to know each other better.

When I arrived there was such a buzz in the room, the excitement was palpable and I asked Bev, what is this all about? When she told me I nearly dropped dead with fright, but she is a nice Christian girls so I was reassured. She told me that this would be great fun and I would learn a lot.

She was right.

When the lady arrived and started unpacking all her goods, I have to admit I was fascinated. She gave a good and amusing talk and actually was very good at her job, explaining how her experience with female toys and potions saved her marriage. It was then I became concerned that my orgasm was definitely missing from my marriage.

My husband and I had spoken about it, but both being a bit ignorant about the importance of mutual fulfillment, had not really allowed it to bug us or pursue it any further.

On her suggestion I bought a small waterproof double bullet vibrator unit, a role play outfit (the French maid) and motion lotion. She told me that bullet vibrators are always the best female toys to get if it is your first attempt, they are not so intimidating.

I couldn’t wait for my goodies to arrive and I was unsure as to whether I should tell my husband or make it a surprise. I felt it best to talk to him about it, and he was awaiting the arrival of OUR package just as anxiously. Let’s just say it all worked out for the greater good, the rest is history and now I have a real marriage thanks to Adult Party Plan.

I Had My First Experience on a Sex Swing and Giggled Like a Child

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

An adult swing, or sex swing if you like, is fantastic fun, remember that sex is the way adults’ play, so why not add a swing into the mix. It is definitely not a necessity, but if you have a bad back, this could make all the difference in the world to your sex life, and you may find that you didn’t know how you ever lived without it.

When I got one of these adult swings it revolutionized my sex life - I happened to find out about the swing when researching for sex toy reviews. I couldn’t believe it and showed the research to my boyfriend who was fully in agreement we should purchase one.

I have already got a box full of toys and we like sex, but we are getting a bit older now and there is nothing quite as horrible as having your hip go into spasm, or your leg cramp while in the throes of passion. The adult swing helps avoid these difficult and often embarrassing situations from arising as we have found out to our abject pleasure.

A couple of late night shows have featured the adult swing, or sex swing and it was even made the highlight of one episode of Sex in the City.

Just in case you believe this may be a problem, installation of the adult is really simple and it arrives pre-assembled. Remember when the kids were little and they had those jumping things on springs. It fits like that into the doorway, only manufactured for adult use of course.

I love having sex, but it is such an adult thing to do and my first experience in the adult swing had me giggling like a schoolgirl. I felt doubly exposed with my feet in the stirrups, and we decided to throw away the instruction manual as it made things a bit too clinical.

We soon got going, swinging back and forth, his cock lapping my pussy every time I came close and soon, he just had to stick it in. The completely weightless feeling of him fucking me while all I needed to do was rock back and forth a little, was unexpectedly delicious and after I got over the giggles we were soon experimenting in a slew if different ways.

Me on top, oral sex, lap dances (he likes that) and all kinds of sexy maneuvers, this swing is much better than having sex underwater and for me, that is a big turn on.

Unfortunately throwing the manual away was not such a good idea and we had to retrieve it from the trash. It contains so many good ideas that we would never have though of, and apart from being stained by a teabag and half a peanut butter sandwich, it was ok after we wiped it down.

Get creative and use the manual to guide you like we do, I simply love my new adult swing and I can move it to wherever we feel like doing it. I personally like it outside and in the bathroom where I have full wall mirroring.

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